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shit-kat 

A shit, cheap ass supermarket own brand version of a kit-kat. (see also 'fakeaway' a cheap imitation of 'breakaway'
I saw this peasant in asda buying some fucking shit-kats when I was queuing and couldn't stop pissing myself.
shit-kat by andy llewellyn 84 June 24, 2008

shit katana 

the name of katana covered in shit. mays also refer to a samori who shit on his sword and uses it to humiliate his opponent
dude1: i was watching a karate movit last night and a smari took out his shit katana and thred it at the ninja, the katana mised but the sword didn't

dude2: like omg dude that must of been so funny after school im going to your house to see it. that ok?

dude1: sure, of course
shit katana by lol shit sword 2 February 23, 2009

Katherine Heigl That Shit

A command told to a female with unattractive un-bra'd breasts.
The definition originates from the movie Knocked Up, where our actress is seen having intercourse with a bra on.
My ex-girlfriend's tits were so nasty without a bra on I told her to Katherine Heigl that shit.
a KitKat that is found to contain no wafer and only chocolate.
james reached in the biscuit tin, the gods must have been against him, he had pulled out a ShitKat.
ShitKat by czornsley December 9, 2007