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shit-kat 

A shit, cheap ass supermarket own brand version of a kit-kat. (see also 'fakeaway' a cheap imitation of 'breakaway'
I saw this peasant in asda buying some fucking shit-kats when I was queuing and couldn't stop pissing myself.
shit-kat by andy llewellyn 84 June 24, 2008
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Shit Kat 

A melted kit kat
Or
A chick who gets into bed with you and soils herself because she nervous
I got in bed with some shit kat fat bitch the other day, it was nasty homez.
Shit Kat by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

shit katana 

the name of katana covered in shit. mays also refer to a samori who shit on his sword and uses it to humiliate his opponent
dude1: i was watching a karate movit last night and a smari took out his shit katana and thred it at the ninja, the katana mised but the sword didn't

dude2: like omg dude that must of been so funny after school im going to your house to see it. that ok?

dude1: sure, of course
shit katana by lol shit sword 2 February 23, 2009

Katherine Heigl That Shit

A command told to a female with unattractive un-bra'd breasts.
The definition originates from the movie Knocked Up, where our actress is seen having intercourse with a bra on.
My ex-girlfriend's tits were so nasty without a bra on I told her to Katherine Heigl that shit.
a KitKat that is found to contain no wafer and only chocolate.
james reached in the biscuit tin, the gods must have been against him, he had pulled out a ShitKat.
ShitKat by czornsley December 9, 2007
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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