Rubme Richard

When you turn into a boffin, and proper geeky and annoyin.

Homie 1: I cant do this shit man, rubme richard now.
Homie 2: Fuck off you belend, u wna b a fuckin geek jus to be clever.

by Chrisdamainman September 06, 2005

Bare Nun

A Nun Who is wearing no underwear.
Quite decent really.

I saw a fuckin bare nun when i fell of my bike the other day, i was fuckin baffled and i laughed my head off at the bitch.

by Chrisdamainman September 06, 2005

Crack Shack

A secret place not known by many people, only dealers and safe people, where crack is sold and bought.

Dealer: Theres a crack shack on 12 Elm Street, Bring yoself up there in an hour
Old Man: Yea ok homie see you at diz crack shack

by Chrisdamainman September 06, 2005

Loose Glass

When you loose your glasses or contact lenses down a girls pussy while you give her head.

I had loose glass and it fell right down into her hole.
I need therapy now because all i could see was double.

by Chrisdamainman September 06, 2005

Izit

To ask a question lazily or Pretend your listening, or just confirm what they are saying

E.g Someone says: I am gona take him out
You say: Izit?

by Chrisdamainman August 04, 2005

Red Belend

When a man gets a blow job (oral) from some girl with a brace on and the metal rips through his man hood.
Quite a nasty thing.

This girl gave me a blow job last night, but she gave me a fucking hench red belend cos she's got a brace on.
It kills man. Dont ever take a blow job from a girl with a brace.

by Chrisdamainman September 06, 2005

Lazy Sperm

When your girl cant get pregnant cos your sperm are too lazy to get to the egg and just call it a night and die.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.

Im about about to break down. I have lazy sperm, they get tired and die. I can never get my girl preggers.

by Chrisdamainman September 06, 2005