Red Belend

When a man gets a blow job (oral) from some girl with a brace on and the metal rips through his man hood.
Quite a nasty thing.

This girl gave me a blow job last night, but she gave me a fucking hench red belend cos she's got a brace on.
It kills man. Dont ever take a blow job from a girl with a brace.

by Chrisdamainman September 06, 2005

Rubme Richard

When you turn into a boffin, and proper geeky and annoyin.

Homie 1: I cant do this shit man, rubme richard now.
Homie 2: Fuck off you belend, u wna b a fuckin geek jus to be clever.

by Chrisdamainman September 06, 2005

Bare Nun

A Nun Who is wearing no underwear.
Quite decent really.

I saw a fuckin bare nun when i fell of my bike the other day, i was fuckin baffled and i laughed my head off at the bitch.

by Chrisdamainman September 06, 2005

Crack Shack

A secret place not known by many people, only dealers and safe people, where crack is sold and bought.

Dealer: Theres a crack shack on 12 Elm Street, Bring yoself up there in an hour
Old Man: Yea ok homie see you at diz crack shack

by Chrisdamainman September 06, 2005

Loose Glass

When you loose your glasses or contact lenses down a girls pussy while you give her head.

I had loose glass and it fell right down into her hole.
I need therapy now because all i could see was double.

by Chrisdamainman September 06, 2005

lil party sausage

Little Party Sausage
Or Lil Party Sausage
Meaning the Male Sexual Glands or Penis.
When someone has a small penis.

You got a lil party sausage man!

by Chrisdamainman August 04, 2005

Shit Kat

A melted kit kat
Or
A chick who gets into bed with you and soils herself because she nervous

I got in bed with some shit kat fat bitch the other day, it was nasty homez.

by Chrisdamainman September 06, 2005