Definitions by Chrisdamainman

Crack Shack 

A secret place not known by many people, only dealers and safe people, where crack is sold and bought.

Dealer: Theres a crack shack on 12 Elm Street, Bring yoself up there in an hour
Old Man: Yea ok homie see you at diz crack shack

Crack Shack by Chrisdamainman September 22, 2005

Plastic Bag 

Used to put over an ugly girls head.
Good for having sex because you dont have to see her face.
Usually works for girls with a dirty face and a nice body.

Rar blad, That girl is mong, Would you do her for a fiver?
Na man, Only if you give me a Plastic bag.

Plastic Bag by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

Loose Glass 

When you loose your glasses or contact lenses down a girls pussy while you give her head.

I had loose glass and it fell right down into her hole.
I need therapy now because all i could see was double.

Loose Glass by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

Red Belend 

When a man gets a blow job (oral) from some girl with a brace on and the metal rips through his man hood.
Quite a nasty thing.

This girl gave me a blow job last night, but she gave me a fucking hench red belend cos she's got a brace on.
It kills man. Dont ever take a blow job from a girl with a brace.

Red Belend by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

Bare Nun 

A Nun Who is wearing no underwear.
Quite decent really.

I saw a fuckin bare nun when i fell of my bike the other day, i was fuckin baffled and i laughed my head off at the bitch.

Bare Nun by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

Rubme Richard 

When you turn into a boffin, and proper geeky and annoyin.

Homie 1: I cant do this shit man, rubme richard now.
Homie 2: Fuck off you belend, u wna b a fuckin geek jus to be clever.

Rubme Richard by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

Lazy Sperm 

When your girl cant get pregnant cos your sperm are too lazy to get to the egg and just call it a night and die.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.

Im about about to break down. I have lazy sperm, they get tired and die. I can never get my girl preggers.

Lazy Sperm by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005