shit-in 

Remaining in a bathroom stall until all other occupants of the bathroom leave, to avoid embarrassment of potentially loud shits.

I have diarrhea, but I don't have time for a shit-in with this guy.

shit-in by Stopherson December 8, 2009

shit-in 

Opposite of a 'Shout-Out'. Used like a shout-out, but in regards to something or someone despised. Most often used during broadcasts, or podcasts.

I'd like to give a shit-in to *Subject's Name Here*, for *Irritating Thing They Did Here*.

shit-in by No1ButU June 26, 2008

shit in my hands and clap 

Sarcastic Reply.
when asked to do something unpleasant or tedious, this response sums up how horrid you think that task is- and you are not going to do it .

Teacher: Smith, can you help me to hand out these excercise books to the rest of the class?
Smith: no chance...I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Sir.

shit in my hands and clap by Mr Cunninglinguist August 20, 2013

Shit in the shower guy 

known online as PewDiePie, is a Swedish YouTuber and a shower shitter, known primarily for his Let's Play videos and Shitting in the Shower .

It was when all toilets were occupied when shit in the shower guy's destiny was made.

Shit in the shower guy by Pqufuiwn20 June 7, 2021

Shit in Your Showroom

To really mess up someone's day. This might happen if, hypothetically, an elderly gentleman was unable to control his bowel movements while in a car dealership and had some poo drop out of his pants leg and onto the showroom floor. One would expect the resulting hypothetical poo to nauseate employees, run off customers and terrify small children.

Roy - "Dude, I hear Jitzina broke up with you?"
Jay - "Yeah man, it was totally unexpected."
Roy "What are you gonna do?"
Jay - "I don't know man, I'm totally bummed."
Roy - "Sorry, dude, sounds like she really shit in your showroom."

Shit in Your Showroom by TheTimD December 16, 2011

Shit in a Can 

Colloquial name for canned 'all day breakfast'. So named due to the rancid nature of the contents included, evoking the aesthetic quality of rotting faeces. Originally coined by Lonk, who ironically ate this product on a regular basis, forming one of the staple foods of his diet.

"Mate, I'm having shit in a can for lunch."

"Didn't they use that stuff in 'Nam as a biological weapon against the Viet Cong?"

"I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding."

*Sound of can being opened*

Shit in a Can by Joseph Evans August 18, 2009

shit in the punch bowl

to cross the line; an egregious faux pas; to say or do something so offensive or outrageous it brings everything to a grinding halt; like going to a party and shitting in the punch bowl.

"It was funny until Josh said that thing about his wife literally having sex with a rat."

"Yeah, he totally shit in the punch bowl on that one."

shit in the punch bowl by Doug Higbert January 5, 2009