shit housed
shit housed by lacy May 7, 2003
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shit housed
This term for being extremely intoxicated is a variation of the term "shit faced." It is commonly used in the military, particularly in the Marines and Navy bases in Hawaii.
Can also be phrased as simply "shit house."
Can also be phrased as simply "shit house."
I got so shit housed last night that I woke up in K-Bay next to some random marine.
Dude, it's only 6 p.m. and you're already shithouse.
Dude, it's only 6 p.m. and you're already shithouse.
shit housed by Texarkana February 12, 2006
Shit Housed
Girl 1: Last night was bad for me! I was so drunk the walls were moving!
Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!
Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!
Shit Housed by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019
shit-housed
(adj)- A step beyond just being drunk/high. If 15 beers gets you drunk, then 20+ gets your shit-housed. A replacement for the term "shit-faced".
shit-housed by Seeker of Soporifics February 13, 2005
shit-housed
to house so much alcohol in your shit that 'hammered', 'drunk', 'tanked', 'completely rat-arsed' or any other words used to describe your level of intoxication suddenly become a simple, insipid understatement.
dude, Brent was so Shit-housed after downing that whole bottle of captain morgan private stock. whammy!
shit-housed by piratesonstrike May 6, 2009
shit-housed
to house so much alcohol in your shit that 'hammered', 'drunk', 'tanked', 'completely rat-arsed' or any other words used to describe your level of intoxication suddenly become a simple, insipid understatement.
dude, Brent was so Shit-housed after downing that whole bottle of captain morgan private stock. whammy!
shit-housed by piratesonstrike May 6, 2009
Shit House Polio
Conditon making one's legs shaky and unresponsive following moderate to long sessions sitting on a toilet.
I spent nearly an hour pushing that one out. With the worst case of shit house polio i can remember, it took me ten more minutes just to make it to the sink.
Shit House Polio by Mustard King April 1, 2010
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