A slutty wife. Normally has at least two ex husbands and is working on the third. She jumps from one to the next and cheats along the way.
Me: Man I was married once.
Friend: yeah what happened?
Me: she was a dirty Samantha, she had sex with at least two guys while we were married.
Friend: damn dude!
Friend: yeah what happened?
Me: she was a dirty Samantha, she had sex with at least two guys while we were married.
Friend: damn dude!
by Gunslinger0351 April 18, 2020
Sally: I love cum! I love when it’s shot all over my face! I’m a cum queen!
Jim: Thinking to himself - “I haven’t cummed in days! I could definitely give her the ropes!”
Jim: Thinking to himself - “I haven’t cummed in days! I could definitely give her the ropes!”
by Gunslinger0351 February 04, 2019
by Gunslinger0351 February 04, 2019
Chick 1: damn! Look at that Sergio!
Chick 2: no girl, that ain’t a Sergio, that’s a Joey! He 10 times the yummy!
Chick 2: no girl, that ain’t a Sergio, that’s a Joey! He 10 times the yummy!
by Gunslinger0351 February 04, 2019
The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.
Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!
by Gunslinger0351 February 04, 2019
Girl 1: Last night was bad for me! I was so drunk the walls were moving!
Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!
Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!
by Gunslinger0351 February 04, 2019
The intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!
Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!
by Gunslinger0351 February 04, 2019