Shit Housed

The state of being intoxicated way past shitty or shit faced. So drunk the house is moving!

Girl 1: Last night was bad for me! I was so drunk the walls were moving!

Girl 2: oh girl, you were shit housed drunk!

by Gunslinger0351 February 03, 2019

Starfucks

The intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!

Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!

by Gunslinger0351 February 03, 2019

Frontkin

The sexual act of preforming oral in a female as she takes a poop.

Dude1: My chick is so kinky! She loves the frontkin!

Dude 2: You nasty!

Dude 1: That’s why you ain’t got a chick!

by Gunslinger0351 February 03, 2019

Joey

A much cooler and better looking version of a Sergio.

Chick 1: damn! Look at that Sergio!

Chick 2: no girl, that ain’t a Sergio, that’s a Joey! He 10 times the yummy!

by Gunslinger0351 February 03, 2019

Oilrigging

Plowing a chick in the ass until poop shoots out like oil!

I ponder that ass like an oil rig pumps for oil! I was oilrigging!

by Gunslinger0351 February 03, 2019

Starfucker

The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.

Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!

by Gunslinger0351 February 03, 2019

Dirty Samantha

A slutty wife. Normally has at least two ex husbands and is working on the third. She jumps from one to the next and cheats along the way.

Me: Man I was married once.
Friend: yeah what happened?
Me: she was a dirty Samantha, she had sex with at least two guys while we were married.
Friend: damn dude!

by Gunslinger0351 April 18, 2020