Shit Fingers 

1. When everything you touch turns to shit.

2. Fucking up at work due to an illness.

"I tried to install that new shelf I bought, but my case of shit fingers caused me to put the hammer through the wall instead."

"I was so out of it from a head cold, I shutdown the SAN."

Shit Fingers by Otsep February 23, 2009

Shit fingers

What you call a person who likes to stick their fingers down their pants to give their ass hole a good itch. This often leads to their hands smelling like ass and shit crumbs get stuck under their finger nails. If they lick their fingers clean afterwards, they can now be called shit lips or shit mouth.

Tyrone: Bro, I caught Wendel sticking his fingers in his ass while sitting at his desk. No wonder why his desk smells like shit. Fuckin shit fingers...

Shit fingers by Dirty Antwan May 6, 2026

Shit Finger 

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.

My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.

Shit Finger by Cosmo88 January 11, 2016

shit finger 

The act wherein someone's preseence or actions ruins a given situation; especially, but not limited to, sporting events.

Steve really shit fingered the Mets game by watching at the apartment instead of at Cailin's.
Scotty really shit fingered me when he placed the same bet on the Notre Dame game.

shit finger by Sdmx November 5, 2008

Shit-finger

A wad of toilet paper, tightly twisted into a finger like shape, used to gouge any residual shit from your asshole.

I had a little bit of a turd left hanging, so I used a shit-finger to take care of it.

Shit-finger by The.Noof August 3, 2008

Shit finger 

It is usually used to clean up the asshole more clearly(in particular not the out side of anal but the inside). First you pierce a toilet paper with your finger to the bottom. Second you wipe off your asshole inside but you don't have to be afraid of some feces on the finger. Third you must use another hand and enfold the paper to make it lie on the finger with shit. Forth you give a wipe to the finger pulling out through the hole.

AH1: Hm, your finger smells bad. Did you stick your finger in the ass???
AH2: No. I just made the shit finger.
AH3: Ah, thats ok then.

Shit finger by Vodka soldier February 20, 2011

Shit Finger 

Where a man sticks his fingers up a girls ass.

-That bloke Scalesy stuck his fingers up a girls ass.

- There fore he's a Shit Finger Bastard!

Shit Finger by GypsyBastard August 25, 2009