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shit’d 

Short for “shit would”
Person 1: yo lets go shit on the floor in the 7/11 bathroom

Person 2: yo that shit’d be funny as fuck
shit’d by Holden Hiscock April 2, 2024

Shit-D TV 

Once defined as Standard Definition Television, Shit-D TV has arisen as a common term in the wake of the HDTV revolution. As your eyes are spoiled by the beautifully pure optical clarity of High Definition, reverting back to Standard Def is nearly impossible to do because of the extreme nausea caused by the grainy, fuzzy and just flat out SHITTY optical quality.
I was excited to head over to Cheese's house for the Super Bowl, but when we got there and I found out he hadn't upgraded his cable package to HD, and that we were going to be watching the biggest game of the year in Shit-D TV, I nearly called up John Stamos to come over and beat the living hell out him.
Shit-D TV by bhyphenlo9 May 18, 2010

R.T.S.D. "Rush That Shit Down" 

To aggressively persue an object of interest.
"Man, look at that bitch over there... I'mma go Rush That Shit Down!"

Shit Bitch'd 

When one finds themselves in a situation that will not end positively.
During a paintball game, you are surrounded by the enemy and you run out of paint. This is the point when you realize that you are Shit Bitch'd.
Shit Bitch'd by Jane Dover November 4, 2008

I'd Shit That 

An expression meaning that a public bathroom is clean enough to poop in. See I'd Hit That
John: How is the bathroom at the hockey arena?
Bill: Not bad, actually, I'd shit that.
I'd Shit That by The Puñeta December 2, 2010
Somethign very good.
Damn, this weed is D'Shit!
D'Shit by Anonymous September 3, 2003