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Shitballing 

A man who likes to have anal sex with someone who has to drop a big log. This usually ends up with the cock and balls coated in shit. Dont try this on your parents bed kiddies.
I was shitballing my girl's anus on my parents bed and got feces all over the sheets. I didnt know she had a hot turd in the chamber when I started probing her with my fuckstick.
Shitballing by Dick driller January 6, 2009

Shitballing 

The act of throwing out a number of bad ideas; unproductive brainstorming or "spitballing"
We were trying to figure out the best way to close the budget gap at our latest finance meeting, but Jenkins kept shitballing ideas like making fake unicorns and asking Jesus for help.
Shitballing by dEd Grimley June 17, 2011

Shitcalling 

The act of calling someone while taking a shit. Usually done with the goal of grossing the other person out.
"i shitcalled this kid named robin today"
"i like shitcalling people"
Shitcalling by ilikedashetz July 17, 2009

Shitballing 

The art of inadvertently sending innapropriate, profane emails to a customer of your employer, resulting in much embarassment and futile attempts at recalling said email.
"Uh oh...I've done it again. RECALL!! RECALL!!"

"Have you been shitballing again?"

"You better believe it."
Shitballing by bozwellox October 7, 2009

Shitballing

Bullshitting + spitballing
When you have absolutely no idea what you're doing, and just start throwing out random ideas with little direction, hoping something sticks
When I'm writing an essay, and I didn't study or write an outline, I feel like I'm just shitballing ideas.
Shitballing by bugbl0b September 26, 2026
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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