Shinikage 

The Awesome Pirate Shinikage, proud member of Oceans Anarchy.

Shinikage

Shinikage by Shinikage October 6, 2012

shitimage 

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.

"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."

shitimage by nachismo September 11, 2013

shrinkage 

What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.

Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.

Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.

shrinkage by thatsright December 26, 2004

shrinkage 

when the male sex organ gets smaller due to cold temperature

Give him a break, it's just shrinkage!

shrinkage by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Seasonal Shrinkage 

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

Seasonal Shrinkage by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

shrinkage 

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

shrinkage by Octopod November 21, 2003

stinkage 

The unit of measurement for one's odor; generally referring to one's fart.

Courtney: the dog's got some major stinkage going on!

Tim: yeah, she farted big time!

stinkage by Jake5150 February 10, 2014