A word created by the great Kuroush Faiz, meaning ass-licker. Well known by the Iranian community in Richmond Hill, Ontario, this word has a long and richhistory.
When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.
Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"
Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"
The retarded cousin of Multiple Sclerosis, this disease only affects male genitals, causing complete numbness, leading to permanent, untreatable erectile dysfunction.
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with Singular Sclerosis. You will never be able to pound Zucker's fat, hairy ass again.
A point in time at which, theoretically, technological progress accelerates exponentially, such that nothing taking place follwing said point can be predicted.
"WTF?"
"Yeah, the singularity took place this morning. You missed it, 'cause of your hangover. It'll take you centuries to catch up."
A singularity is a region of infinitedensity and zero volume where gravitational parameters diverge to infinity. The center of black holes are theorized as singularities that are surrounded by an event horizon (schwarzschild radius).
Some scientists theorize that the singularity breaks down all the laws of physics. Some scientists disagree.