Why the hell are you here? How bored are you? I think you need help right now.
Anyways here is an actual definition!
Shingalingadoogoo is something a person who needs serious help would type into the urban dictionary, if you typed this, you need help right now. Maybe go outside, or actually talk to people, I know a novel concept.
Friend 1: "I just searched Shingalingadoogoo into The Urban Dictionary."
Friend 2: "Thank god for talking to me, you need help, Ill meet you at the park."
Friend 1: "What I was just bored-"
Friend 2: "Exactly. Park. Now."
Friend 1: "Ok Sheesh"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)