Shezzing

A technique to use every last bit of everything

Kevin has learned great shezzing skills. He stacks a nearly empty sauce bottle on top of a new sauce bottle and let it drain over night.

by Bobdabob August 4, 2024

Swezzing

The art of constructing random sounds and actions so unpredictable and uninterpretable which make zero sense to the point where you are insane.

That cunt is swezzing, he's off it.

Mate you're fucken swezzing. What the fuck are you saying?

by crazy craig the pitbull October 18, 2022

Shizzing

The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.

When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.

by The Gillz January 3, 2019

shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

Shizzing

When a male experiences overwhelming nervousness and arousal causing him to void his bowels and ejaculate simultaneously.

When a male (usually a nerd) is attempting to have a conversation with an attractive female and becomes so nervous and aroused that he begins shizzing.

by Nibs McGee May 10, 2011

snezzing

A far cooler way of saying Sneezing, it also has the added bonus of sounding slightly dirty with just a hint of sexual inuendo.

I keep snezzing, I think I may be allergic to your har spray.

by Jenniblah August 5, 2007

Shozzing

The act of masturbating in the shower

Dude you better not go in there,
Why not?
Somebody was shozzing all over the place

by au natural wordsmith October 21, 2009