Skip to main content

Thesaurus'd it 

To use thesaurus.com to find eloquent synonyms for words which obviously do not belong to your vocabulary.
Jebediah: "Yo bruv! That hot chick Tiara totally wants to gobble the goop, as like.. ummhh.. fournikeight."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! You do not even know what 'fornicate' means, do you?"
Jebediah: "Yeeahh... ummhh.. I mean she wants to... ummh.. philander, right?"
Demarcus: "You just Thesaurus'd it, did you not?"
Jebediah: "My point is she wants the D lol"

Rural Thesaurus 

The exact opposite of Urban dictionary. (Un?)fortunately, Rural Thesaurus does not yet exist.
Bob: "Hey, What'cha doin'?"
Joe: "Checking out Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "You mean Urban Dictionary."
Joe: "No, I mean Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "..."
Joe: "..."

urban thesaurus 

Hello = Word up, wassup, what up, howdy, g'day, sup, ssup, heya, heyo, hi, high, jello, cello, mellow, bellow, fellow, how-do.

thesaurusify

To put each word in a sentence through thesaurus.com and replace all words with random synonyms
Person 1: What's the thesaurusified version of the quote "May the force be with you"?
Person 2: It's "Be allowed sudden sock remain upon you".

Definition of thesaurusify: "To put each word in a sentence through thesaurus.com and replace all words with random synonyms"

Sexsaurus 

A rare non-existing breed of dinosaur in the Jurassic era. Well known for constantly mating, these horny creatures are always in heat. They travel in crowds as large as 500. Though Sexsaurus’ need constant physical attention, you’ll occasionally find some who prefer to wander solo. Sexsaurus’ are both herbivores and omnivores; meaning they can survive without meat and do not always crave it. They are often on the move, as they like variety and to explore. They are very adventurous, and usually quite friendly and flirtatious. They are fairly small dinosaurs, with only a height of 2-3 meters and a length of 3-6 meters. But don’t let these dinosaurs fool you, when angered, they are very violent. Much like bulls, they charge; their long horns ready to rip through anything in their way.
dinosaur sexsaurus
Sexsaurus by Sexsaurus June 1, 2009

shitsaurus 

A person who routinely takes nasty dinosaur-size shits.
Jesus, maybe Kathy wouldn't be such a shitsaurus if she didn't eat taco bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
shitsaurus by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014