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Sexsaurus

A rare non-existing breed of dinosaur in the Jurassic era. Well known for constantly mating, these horny creatures are always in heat. They travel in crowds as large as 500. Though Sexsaurus’ need constant physical attention, you’ll occasionally find some who prefer to wander solo. Sexsaurus’ are both herbivores and omnivores; meaning they can survive without meat and do not always crave it. They are often on the move, as they like variety and to explore. They are very adventurous, and usually quite friendly and flirtatious. They are fairly small dinosaurs, with only a height of 2-3 meters and a length of 3-6 meters. But don’t let these dinosaurs fool you, when angered, they are very violent. Much like bulls, they charge; their long horns ready to rip through anything in their way.
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by Sexsaurus June 1, 2009
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sexasaurus

A character in R. Kelly's second favorite role play which features a jungle-like Jurassic Park atmosphere. Guests in R. Kelly's fanstasy will experience jungle love calls and ridiculous innuendo, which is said by some listeners to be "hot."

This scenario takes a close second to R. Kelly's favorite role play, most well known as "You be the potty".
"Well, what animal in the zoo would you like to be?"

"I'll be the sexasaurus."
by lcross April 21, 2008
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Shesaurus

America's first Womens' Dictionary/Thesaurus
Here are some of the sample entries you will find in The Shesaurus: Fuckinstein, Goldicocks, Back Seat Betty, Holla Back Girl, Superhead, Video Vixen and many more.
by Keshia Kola May 3, 2006
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Sexasaurus

A very Sexy Dinosaur.
Most comonly found on the east side of Oahu in Kailua.
Found in it's natural habitat on the Le Jarin Acdemy.
Wears Kanye West Stunner Shades and Jonas Skinny Jeans !
Know as a plaaayer !
Student : Wooah is that a Sexasaurus ?!
Sexasaurus : What it do Baby Beu ,
Student : You got STYLE
Sexasaurus : Is that a mirror in your pocket , because i can see me in your pants .
by BabeAsMint April 18, 2009
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Sexosaurus Expert

An expert in the field of how dinosaurs got freaky.
"Man, ever wonder how dinosaurs had sex?" -Bobby
"I KNOW! I'm a sexosaurus expert!!" - Jimmy
by TheSexosaurusExpert June 2, 2009
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sexysourus

1. One of the coolest prehistoric magnet in the cenozoic era.
2. Also can be applied to a modern day person.
1. Dude, that sexysourus like got all those chicks numbers!
2. Matt is such a sexysourus!
by n00by n00bstein September 9, 2008
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sexasaurus rex

A cool guy who lives on the Outer Banks of NC and utilizes all skills and resources to conquer females in epic roofie and liquor fueled sessions and also owns a bad ass telescope with internet streaming voyeur capabalities.
Hey Mike, did you hear that some dude bought 8 cases of loko 4 and had a Justin Bieber listening party at KDH last night ?

No , but I bet it's that sexasaurus rex at it again.

Yeah, I don't know much about girls, but I bet they all sucked his dick last night.

Bet.

Tim fucks up everything he touches.

And the penguin is a closet pedo ass tickler.

Word.
by jerry went to afghanistan November 26, 2010
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