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sherf
"Dude, look at that sherf over there!"
"You mean that hairy guy?"
"Yeah. He looks like Danny Devito.""
"You mean that hairy guy?"
"Yeah. He looks like Danny Devito.""
sherf by elainakristine July 2, 2009
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Bare Shelf
The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece
You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top
You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top
What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess
Bare Shelf by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Shelf
Shelf by CHOPPAMAMA December 3, 2020
Sheefa
The most beautiful, kind, and spazzy girl you will ever meet. She may not be tall, but she has the courage and strength of a lion.
Sheefa by TheDarkKnight123424 January 12, 2013
shelf-life
(noun) A period of time, usually extended, where sexual relations with others is absent in a person's life/existence. This time period is often always not by one's choosing.
Lonnie and his grandmother were having a heart-to-heart discussion about something weighing heavy on Lonnie's heart. He told his grandmother, "Grammy, this shelf-life is driving me crazy. I'm masturbating like at least four times a day.....and I'm married. I've went a long time without any sex and I got to have some physical attention, y'know?" His grandmother sat there and let her grandson finish then snapped sweetly to him, "Fuck you, grandson, you done'n had more than enough pussy in this life than you deserve. I don't want to hear your fuckin' bullshit. I've been told first-hand by some that know. You don't get down in the pussy, you don't grind in the pussy, you don't take care of the pussy cause you're just out for yourself. Mutha-fucka, now Nikki, there's the muthafucka that could put a hurtin' on all these fast-ass girls you've been fucking and 'in love' with. That young man could square all that pussy away.....he just ain't got that silver forked tongue as you do or your connections. But I'll tell you this much, Casanova, and you can believe this in your ol greedy heart......That boy, to please your girl, wouldn't think twice about taking what tongue he did have and shoving it up her ass while they be locked in a full-on sixty-nine position.....I could almost guarantee you he'd put in all the work it would take till he got girl flailing her limbs, screaming his name, and coming all over his cock. Believe that shit......and grandson......get the fuck off my porch"!!!
shelf-life by Nikki Stixx September 13, 2020
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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