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Sextagon 

The act of creating a human octagon by linking eight people, mouth to genital.
(Preferably used for midget wrestling or endangered animal fighting in the middle)
Dave: “Hey y’all still doing the midget wrestling sextagon tomorrow night?”
Frank: “ Nah man the last one we had my wife got scratched by a rabid midget and it’s still infected.”
Sextagon by Sextagon February 2, 2020

Stoptagon 

Another word for stop sign. It was formed by adding the word Stop to the word Octagon, which is the shape of a stop sign.
Person 1: "Stoptagon"

Person 2: "SHIT!" (Slams on brakes)
Stoptagon by Guilda January 9, 2007

Shepton High School 

commonly referred to as the jail school of plano. its a pretty legit place and its got its smart motha fuckas but it looks like a jail. there's no druggies smokin it up in school or nothin, and its fuckin filled with like all of these rich people who are like guys, were rich. ya dig?
Cool Kid: Hey, I'm from shepton high school!

Avg. Kid: Dammmnnn! You must be cool!

Cool Kid: Yah man! I know, I am.

Avg. Kid: I hear you guys "lol" instead of laughing

Cool Kid: lol, whered you hear that.
Shepton High School by LolcatsDeluxe December 18, 2010

Spentagon 

A term for the Pentagon, reflecting its incompetent spending of taxpayers money. The Spentagon continually demands more and more taxpayers money even though it cannot account for 25% of its budget.
Thus, the "Spentagon" is the very embodiment of "Big Government", eagerly supported by conservatives who claim to be against big government.
"Republicans love to criticise any flaws in social welfare and health spending, but they turn a blind eye to the Spentagon's losing trillions of dollars of taxpayers money and enormous waste."
Spentagon by Ravelstone Black February 9, 2009

Septagoopticuable 

A word used to describe an act so grotesque and horrifying that it cannot be described by any other word.
The Pain Olympics are septagoopticuable.
Septagoopticuable by Paradidler January 15, 2007

Shitagonga

To drop feces (shit) from a person's anus into another person's mouth. Then the person who received the shit to rub it all over her face and put it in her nose and earholes.
Me and my girlfriend did a shitagonga! It was amazing!
Shitagonga by Slintbug December 11, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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