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septagon 

A septagon is a seven sided shape (polygon), it comes from the French word "sept" meaning seven. It probably came from Latin or Greek.
Ooohh, nice septagonal prism!
septagon by Frostfur Meow Chua January 25, 2017

california septagon

Similar to a texas five star, seven naked men will fuck one woman. one in each hand, one in the ass, one in the pussy, one in the mouth, and one in each ear. pretty weird..
I heard asante and his friends gave delaney a california septagon...

Sextagon 

The act of creating a human octagon by linking eight people, mouth to genital.
(Preferably used for midget wrestling or endangered animal fighting in the middle)
Dave: “Hey y’all still doing the midget wrestling sextagon tomorrow night?”
Frank: “ Nah man the last one we had my wife got scratched by a rabid midget and it’s still infected.”
Sextagon by Sextagon February 2, 2020

Septagoopticuable 

A word used to describe an act so grotesque and horrifying that it cannot be described by any other word.
The Pain Olympics are septagoopticuable.
Septagoopticuable by Paradidler January 15, 2007
Sheptagon is a slang word for a heptadecagon, a seventeen sided shape. Thank me later. Some people also call it heptakaidecagon because why shouldn’t you add three unnecessary letters in the middle of the word?
Jimmy: Today we learned how to measure sheptagons
Mom: What are they?
Jimmy: They are a 17 sided shape
Mom: Go play fortnite as a reward
Jimmy: Yeet
sheptagon by hey.look.niff.its.me December 11, 2018

Sentagon 

A Sentagon is a sentar and dragon mix that has multiple personality disorder. It thinks it is a dog and a dolphin. It likes to live in fires because it thinks it is hot. At times he likes to live in the ocean and be free with other sea animals and use the dolphin call, when he thinks he is a dolphin.
Did you see the sentagon?? Did it switch personalitys on you also?
Sentagon by charweenbean December 13, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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