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Shemmi is a person who stays at home like a little bitch all holiday, has skinny legs and looks like a skinhead. Shemmi texts groupchats saying he goes to motives but does not. A shemmi also supports Arsenal and works as a history teacher to explain how Arsenal is better than the other team.
Josh: Hey have you heard of that shemmi?
Liam: Yeah he’s a flexer I hate shemmi
Shemmi by Ronald Yeqaukzhe August 7, 2019
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Shelmith 

A Shelmith is a female name. Shelmith is generally one of the most beautiful, cutest, genuine girls you will ever meet. She's sweet, kind and loving. She's a good adviser as well. When she's in a relationship, even when nothing seems to work, she always tries to make everything work.

Above all, she's a gem. Be kind to her, love her genuinely, and she'll love you back.
Oh, I love Shelmith so much; she's one of the kindest girls I have met.
Shelmith by Higuain November 8, 2021

Shemaiah 

Shemaiah is the most funniest person ever she we literally make you pee your pants especially when shes mad and tries to tell you why.She's a beautiful person with A+ personality.Her hair is long and shiny and she has the most flawless cheekbones.She can be shy at first but she'll come around and when she does there's no going back.If she is quite she usually tginks there is no reason to talk and that the.conversation doesn't include her.She loves food like really loves food and in her head she doesnt want to share but in her heart she feels ots the right thing to do. She is also ver intelligent and usually one of the teachers favorites. If you're a boy,date her she's wifey material and shes sexy there's no risk at all. Get on Shemaiah's good side.
Dang ,she's such a Shemaiah,she makes me laugh all the time .
Shemaiah by chris.crusty.unicorns February 28, 2016

Shamming 

Shamming (Military): "To intentionally avoid work, being at work, exercise, etc..."
1: "Hey Bob, I know you aren't really doing that paperwork you're just shamming to avoid working outside."

2: "Bob is a fuckin' shammer."
Shamming by phosphoresence May 19, 2009

stemmin' 

The act of a homeless person, opiate or crack addict standing in a major intersection (during red lights) with an empty plastic drink cup asking each car waiting at the light for money.

The change stays in the cup and the bills are put somewhere else.
"I do like $75 day stemmin' at the highway intersection" Really? I make more at Broadway and Main. Sometimes 2 hondos! I'm gonna buy me some K2 and not have to share it this time! Total tax free! Feelin' me bro?
stemmin' by Cutchacokoff November 17, 2018

Shemping 

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.
Shemping by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013