Shelby Carr

A nasty ass SYPHILIS inbred mother fucker, sucked so much dick you could fill a foot ball field 6 times, shes the big gay, half retarded and finally, she fucks her cousin Brodie Massey because they are both pieces of shit. also, HOW MANY BUCKETS???

"how many buckets?"-me "HUUUUHHHH????"-Shelby Carr. RETARD

Shelby Carr by SlimShifu February 7, 2020

carroll shelby

The fucking coolest man ever. Responisble for works of art like the GT40, GT350, the GT500, and the Cobra. As well he introdueced the 427 into Ford's lineup. Shelby later went on to design the Dodge Viper and had input on projects like the Dodge Daytona.

dude holy shit check the 427 that that lil cobra is rockin. sweet jesus that sounds nice. and the ford racing blue with white pinstripes is gona make me bust a nut. carroll shelby was a fuckin genuis man.

carroll shelby by Cordova. July 6, 2006

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Shelly and Carrie

The most famous twins from the 1800's. Carrie is shorter because of too much coffee; Shelly died her hair black.

Shelly and Carrie kick ass.

Shelly and Carrie by boobcannon April 10, 2010

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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