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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

sheering sheep 

when a female with a very large bush, or hairy legs shaves herself at work and tells her guy friends via internet chat
the other day i was talking to my female friend over the internet and she told me she was sheering sheep, it was really awkward.
sheering sheep by vulgarrusso August 5, 2009

Shearing 

When two sheeps scissor, its called shearing.
I was walking by the farm and I saw a couple of sheep shearing.
Shearing by TheDeathsticker November 1, 2013

Shearing the sheep 

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.
What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!
Shearing the sheep by TehOwner February 27, 2015

sheringas 

Really bad, sharp pains, bubbling in your stomach ache, that leads to explosive diarrhea.
Oh man, I ate last night's Chinese Food for breakfast, now I'm stuck on the toilet with the Sheringas!
sheringas by SMCastle3 January 6, 2018

Sheiking 

charming, philandering, seducing, womanizing
"He is amusing himself by giving her what he calls a good sheiking as they dance around." - by Zora Neal Hurston's The Back Room
Sheiking by DA Anderson Jr., MA March 18, 2019
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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