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Sheiring

It's the electric resonance that occurs when people are in perfect sync, sharing a wavelength or understanding and coolness.
Yeah, I shier with that
or
We shier
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We sheiring
by WalkingWild January 14, 2024
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Water Sheringham

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

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How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
by arseblog July 31, 2009
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sheering sheep

when a female with a very large bush, or hairy legs shaves herself at work and tells her guy friends via internet chat
the other day i was talking to my female friend over the internet and she told me she was sheering sheep, it was really awkward.
by vulgarrusso August 5, 2009
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Shearing

When two sheeps scissor, its called shearing.
I was walking by the farm and I saw a couple of sheep shearing.
by TheDeathsticker November 1, 2013
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Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.
What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!
by TehOwner February 27, 2015
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sheringas

Really bad, sharp pains, bubbling in your stomach ache, that leads to explosive diarrhea.
Oh man, I ate last night's Chinese Food for breakfast, now I'm stuck on the toilet with the Sheringas!
by SMCastle3 January 6, 2018
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Sheiking

charming, philandering, seducing, womanizing
"He is amusing himself by giving her what he calls a good sheiking as they dance around." - by Zora Neal Hurston's The Back Room
by DA Anderson Jr., MA March 18, 2019
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