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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

sheering sheep 

when a female with a very large bush, or hairy legs shaves herself at work and tells her guy friends via internet chat
the other day i was talking to my female friend over the internet and she told me she was sheering sheep, it was really awkward.
sheering sheep by vulgarrusso August 5, 2009

Shearing 

When two sheeps scissor, its called shearing.
I was walking by the farm and I saw a couple of sheep shearing.
Shearing by TheDeathsticker November 1, 2013

Shearing the sheep 

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.
What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!
Shearing the sheep by TehOwner February 27, 2015

sheringas 

Really bad, sharp pains, bubbling in your stomach ache, that leads to explosive diarrhea.
Oh man, I ate last night's Chinese Food for breakfast, now I'm stuck on the toilet with the Sheringas!
sheringas by SMCastle3 January 6, 2018

Sheiking 

charming, philandering, seducing, womanizing
"He is amusing himself by giving her what he calls a good sheiking as they dance around." - by Zora Neal Hurston's The Back Room
Sheiking by DA Anderson Jr., MA March 18, 2019