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sleep-jamming 

v. The dancing of an extremely tired, nearly asleep concert-goer, though nodding off the person continues to move to the music.

Common at music festivals due to sleep deprivation, and hours of standing.
Did you see Todd sleep-jamming at the Umphrey's concert? He was loving it.
sleep-jamming by sauter January 28, 2008

sheet lifting jammie ghost 

Me: What the hell?

Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up

Jamaican Sweep 

When going from one outside lane to the other, on the highway, in one fluid motion. It can go from left to right or right to left; most commonly used when trying to exit abruptly.
Passenger: Dude, take the next exit!
Driver: But I am all the way in the left lane.
Passenger: Jamaican Sweep it!

Jamaican chimney sweep 

A Jamaican Chimney Sweep is when you take a girl up the pooter, pull out, and make her do a handstand (you can also prop her up against a wall or table). Then, put a sock over your hand and vigorously fist her in the anus.
Man, Shelley was pissing me off, so after sex i gave her the Jamaican Chimney sweep.

James sleep schedule 

A motherfucker I know who is fucking vampire is who gets no godamn sleep.
Man you got to have the James sleep schedule for that