3 definitions by Master_T_

A Canadian beer is a beer that is any of the following:
a) brewed in Canada
b) strong enough to make you go blind
c) referred to as "hard alcohol" in America

First, you put an alka-sletzer in your woman's vaj. Then, after sex you eat the foam that comes out.

A Jamaican Chimney Sweep is when you take a girl up the pooter, pull out, and make her do a handstand (you can also prop her up against a wall or table). Then, put a sock over your hand and vigorously fist her in the anus.