A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder
Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she's Marsha Brady, the next she's Brittney Spears.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.
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When Donald Trump sticks his head up his own ass to come up with a new Executive Order
Me: We're banning people from Muslim countries? Why?
Him: The President just preformed a Trumponoscopy on himself
To give your opinion on something in a loud and annoying way without bothering to have any facts
Guy 1: Barak Obama was born in Kenya!
Guy 2: Why do you always have to pontrumpicate like that?
When you have that one friend who comments on every FB or Instagram post about having been there or done that already.
Her: Wow, that pic of you in the secret toilet of the Taj Mahal is awesome.
Him: Yeah but I’m Getting Hoped, she says she was there 10 years ago.
When something is a lot harder than you thought it would be
DJT: Who knew Healthcare could be so complicated
America: Everyone
DJT: This job is a lot harder than I thought it would be
America: You're just experiencing Trumpwork, quit
A subset of the Dunning-Kruger Effect which causes stupid people to deny medical science and potentially harm themselves and others during the COVID pandemic.
Him: Did you see the owner of that store in Alabama is denying entry to people wearing COVID masks?
Her: She’s suffering from the Dunning-Krovid Effect.
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