A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder
Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she's Marsha Brady, the next she's Brittney Spears.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.
When Donald Trump sticks his head up his own ass to come up with a new Executive Order
Me: We're banning people from Muslim countries? Why?
Him: The President just preformed a Trumponoscopy on himself
An epic morning fart
Me: What the hell?
Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up
When something is a lot harder than you thought it would be
DJT: Who knew Healthcare could be so complicated
DJT: This job is a lot harder than I thought it would be
America: You're just experiencing Trumpwork, quit
To give your opinion on something in a loud and annoying way without bothering to have any facts
Guy 1: Barak Obama was born in Kenya!
Guy 2: Why do you always have to pontrumpicate like that?
The age before Donald Trump when the earth had a habitable environment and a free press
Me: What is a polar ice cap?
Him: In Pretrumpian times, before the EPA was abolished we had frozen areas on the north and south poles which helped cool the planet
That feeling that takes hold of you during a bender after an extended period of sobriety.
What's wrong with Joe? He looks different.
He quit drinking for three months and started back with a vengeance last week, it's just a Retox Embrace.