Definitions by stuartc1

Get The Shot 

Originally a great line from Pulp Fiction when Mia OD's on Vince's smack, now a rallying cry for the Center for Disease Control.

You really want to save humanity? Get the shot!

Get The Shot by stuartc1 January 13, 2022

Novax Jocksabitch 

Any celebrity or celebrity sports star who believe because of their fame they can ignore a country’s entrance rules.

I can’t believe that Novax Jocksabitch is still trying to get into the country, he should just go home.

Novax Jocksabitch by stuartc1 January 11, 2022

Near Jail Experience 

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

Near Jail Experience by stuartc1 December 5, 2021

bun sliding

Common in Utah and Idaho, a sex act which consists of the male sliding his penis between his girl’s butt cheeks without penetrating her vagina or anus.

Rita: Dude, no more bun sliding, stick it in.

Dude: I don’t do premarital sex.

bun sliding by stuartc1 October 28, 2021

serandipians 

When serendipity meets pretentious travelers

I was going to go to a Singita Lodge in South Africa but the serandipians convinced me that Namibia was far more pretentious.

serandipians by stuartc1 October 6, 2021

Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

Don’t dick on me by stuartc1 July 25, 2021

Cohendeal 

When you break the law for your boss and you think he’ll protect you but instead he fucks you like a goat.

Donnie: I see Alan Weiselberg got arrested, think Trump will save him?
Eric: Yeah, right, he’s getting a Cohendeal

Cohendeal by stuartc1 July 1, 2021