Me: Where’s Jane? She hasn’t been at work all week.
Her: She got a virus in Mexico and is at home on a Tequarantine
Her: She got a virus in Mexico and is at home on a Tequarantine
by stuartc1 March 13, 2020
Me: What is a polar ice cap?
Him: In Pretrumpian times, before the EPA was abolished we had frozen areas on the north and south poles which helped cool the planet
Him: In Pretrumpian times, before the EPA was abolished we had frozen areas on the north and south poles which helped cool the planet
by stuartc1 February 18, 2017
When something bad is going to happen and everyone knows it but the probable victims are unwilling to do anything about it.
Will: I went to Dad’s house today, he’s going to break his neck going down those stairs to his office.
Frank: Why doesn’t he move his office upstairs?
Stuart: Too late, it’s predisastered.
Frank: Why doesn’t he move his office upstairs?
Stuart: Too late, it’s predisastered.
by stuartc1 November 30, 2020
Me: We're banning people from Muslim countries? Why?
Him: The President just preformed a Trumponoscopy on himself
Him: The President just preformed a Trumponoscopy on himself
by stuartc1 January 31, 2017
I was going to go to a Singita Lodge in South Africa but the serandipians convinced me that Namibia was far more pretentious.
by stuartc1 October 07, 2021
by stuartc1 April 20, 2020
Him: Let's find a sports bar Sunday and watch some NFL
Me: Can't, my wife has me scheduled for a Chrismission before we leave for the holidays
Me: Can't, my wife has me scheduled for a Chrismission before we leave for the holidays
by stuartc1 November 10, 2017