stuartc1's definitions

Get The Shot

Originally a great line from Pulp Fiction when Mia OD's on Vince's smack, now a rallying cry for the Center for Disease Control.

You really want to save humanity? Get the shot!

by stuartc1 January 13, 2022

bleachedlung

When you watch COVID briefings and the Prez says maybe you should test disinfecting the lungs.

Him: Did you see the ambulance at Bob’s house?
Her: Yeah, he’s got bleachedlung from eating Tide Pods after watching the Prez.

by stuartc1 April 24, 2020

Retox Embrace

That feeling that takes hold of you during a bender after an extended period of sobriety.

What's wrong with Joe? He looks different.

He quit drinking for three months and started back with a vengeance last week, it's just a Retox Embrace.

by stuartc1 January 8, 2014

serandipians

When serendipity meets pretentious travelers

I was going to go to a Singita Lodge in South Africa but the serandipians convinced me that Namibia was far more pretentious.

by stuartc1 October 6, 2021

Covella

DJs streaming concerts during COVID lockdown on Facebook

Her: Wanna get a Zoom conference going with everyone from work?
Him: No, I’m watching Covella on FB

by stuartc1 April 20, 2020

Cancruz

When you abandon your responsibilities.

Fuck this snow, I’m going to cancruz and go to Mexico.

by stuartc1 February 19, 2021

Trovid

A Trump supporter who gets Covid at a campaign rally.

Him: What’s wrong with Jim?
Her: Went to the Trump a rally in Wisconsin, he’s a Trovid now.

by stuartc1 October 31, 2020