v. The act of walking a soccer ball into the opposing goal or ones own goal as demonstrated by the great David Speedlin in a Central Catholic soccer game, thus making one's opponents or self, respectively, look like a jackass.

n. An instance in which the proceeding occurs.

"Dude I just Speedlined your ass in FIFA!!!"
Spppeeeeeedlin!

Speedlin by Ryan and Stamm October 18, 2006

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shredling

(n.) A child under the age of ten who can ski/snowboard better than most adults on the ski mountain. Most frequently found in Vermont or western-American ski resorts. Often resented by their elders for being far younger, yet far more skilled and, frankly, much cooler. Often named Connor, Trip or Dylan. Likely to grow into stoner ski bums with limited prospects, to the satisfaction of many.

"Dude, that shredling was maybe six and he did a backflip off that jump. What have YOU accomplished lately?"

"I bet that shredling has more friends than you."

"I just bought a dime bag off that shredling. He was pretty sketchy for a nine-year-old."

shredling by jeblongcock February 7, 2010

Speedling

It's a starcraft unit originally called "zerling". When they have speed evoluted they are called speedlings.

OMG! Yellos is going for a 9 pool speedling rush!

Speedling by Walalo November 15, 2010

Speedline

Speedline is when you make two lines of coke (or whatever drug you're snorting) and snort them both one after another, some people switch nostrils for each line.

I'm down to speedline this last point 2.

Speedline by 4.2.0. February 13, 2010

Sherdling

A. The wrong road that gets you to the right damn place.

B. Receiving unfortunate gastrointestinal distress from a shady restaurant.

"I really want to get out of Cleland Park, let's take sherdling road."
"Man I got sherdlinged by Del Taco."

Sherdling by GG.allin August 27, 2017

shpedoinkle

Taken from the movie "cannibal" by the makers of South Park, shpedoinkle is a very versatile word, meaning usually either "very good" or used as an exclamation of pain or agrivation. Generally used directly after the expression "ahh"

"Ah! Shpedoinkle! I just spilled hot soup on my lap!"

"Ahh.....what a shpedoinkle day.."

shpedoinkle by bojangles8885 February 17, 2003

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026