Definitions by bojangles8885

shizdaple 

This is the act of applying caramel to the surface of a man's ass and then licking it off or rubbing one's penis upon the caramelly ass and then making the man lick it off.

"I sure like to shizdaple because I get to eat caramel and lick his ass. Sometimes when I shizdaple he sucks the caramel off my penis"

shizdaple by bojangles8885 February 17, 2003

shafe 

The act of aquiring large amounts of monarch butterflies and freezing them in a one gallon zip-loc bag

"I had to call in sick because when the butterflies started to migrate I needed to shafe all week"

shafe by bojangles8885 February 17, 2003

larkle 

The act of filling up someone's car with something inconvenient such as chicken soup or, if to the full extent, wet concrete.

"She cheated on me so I larkled her convertible with tomato sauce"

larkle by bojangles8885 February 17, 2003

shpedoinkle 

Taken from the movie "cannibal" by the makers of South Park, shpedoinkle is a very versatile word, meaning usually either "very good" or used as an exclamation of pain or agrivation. Generally used directly after the expression "ahh"

"Ah! Shpedoinkle! I just spilled hot soup on my lap!"

"Ahh.....what a shpedoinkle day.."

shpedoinkle by bojangles8885 February 17, 2003

shpilkas 

Noun. Usually refers to something spilled or accidentally placed upon something else which would not normally have that substance on it.

"Damn. I got shpilkas on my gannectagazoint"

shpilkas by bojangles8885 February 17, 2003

gannectagazoint

Noun. Usually refers to someone's throat or neck.

Damn. I got shpilkas on my gannectagazoint.

gannectagazoint by bojangles8885 February 17, 2003