Speedline is when you make two lines of coke (or whatever drug you're snorting) and snort them both one after another, some people switch nostrils for each line.
by 4.2.0. February 13, 2010
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"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."
"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."
"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."
by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011
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When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009
Get the Speeding Like a Plum mug.When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.
Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.
by Jakebreak July 7, 2009
Get the Poop-speeding mug.v. The act of walking a soccer ball into the opposing goal or ones own goal as demonstrated by the great David Speedlin in a Central Catholic soccer game, thus making one's opponents or self, respectively, look like a jackass.
n. An instance in which the proceeding occurs.
n. An instance in which the proceeding occurs.
by Ryan and Stamm October 18, 2006
Get the Speedlin mug.When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.
I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!
by Bullyrey May 5, 2013
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1. 10 Billion dollars per year in laser and radar guns
2. Over 500,000+ State Troopers nationwide in which all they do is pull people over for speeding and thats it
3. Insurance companies pay another 1 to 5 Billion in funding Police radar/laser and a excuse to raise insurance rates.
It is also a crime equal to jaywalking, or playing your music a little to loud aka a stupid small crime that is 2 Billion times enforce that EVERYONE in THE WORLD commits.
So all put together- A ticket written by a Cop (who has BIG EGO than to fight REAL CRIME) who finds speeding 15 over a HORRIBLE Crime and fines you 100 bucks and points on your license and over 400 dollars in increased insurance rates over the years in which SCREWS you for 3 to 5 years in insurance and points, and is the number one offense (175 million tickets are written each year) committed BY EVERYONE in the U.S. who pay there taxes, obey every single law, to get written up for a running pace to fast on a INTERSTATE that is in the MIDDLE OF KANSAS!!
1. 10 Billion dollars per year in laser and radar guns
2. Over 500,000+ State Troopers nationwide in which all they do is pull people over for speeding and thats it
3. Insurance companies pay another 1 to 5 Billion in funding Police radar/laser and a excuse to raise insurance rates.
It is also a crime equal to jaywalking, or playing your music a little to loud aka a stupid small crime that is 2 Billion times enforce that EVERYONE in THE WORLD commits.
So all put together- A ticket written by a Cop (who has BIG EGO than to fight REAL CRIME) who finds speeding 15 over a HORRIBLE Crime and fines you 100 bucks and points on your license and over 400 dollars in increased insurance rates over the years in which SCREWS you for 3 to 5 years in insurance and points, and is the number one offense (175 million tickets are written each year) committed BY EVERYONE in the U.S. who pay there taxes, obey every single law, to get written up for a running pace to fast on a INTERSTATE that is in the MIDDLE OF KANSAS!!
175 million speeding tickets are written each year cause going 15 over is apparently A REALLY BAD HORRIBLE, THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO!!! Crime even though you obey every other LAW AND PAY every bit of TAX to be fucked by a speeding ticket that raises insurance rates by 10 to 20% and a screws you for 3 to 5 years cause you were speeding 15 over on a 10 mile straight stretch on a INTERSTATE in Kansas......
by ryfly May 4, 2008
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