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When, as a good upstanding Christian, take it upon yourself to disclose to the world the sins of someone close to you, like your wife, in order to garner clicks & engagement, after a prominent X Christian pastor did this to his wife and caused an uproar.
The evangelical pastor, full of fervor, revealed to the congregation that his wife had been a prostitute and porn star for fifteen years, was addicted to heroin and bath salts, and had three children out of wedlock, but she had found Jesus through him. Everyone was shocked he Sheatz'd her on national television.
Sheatz'd by LinguisticCoroner April 23, 2026
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De-sheath 

To temporarily remove one's foreskin, such that one may engage in dick-to-dick combat with their genitals, without damaging their precious foreskin.
Friend 1: Yo bruh, you wanna sword fight?
Friend 2: Aye bruh, lemme de-sheath first
De-sheath by Dr Wizard May 2, 2018
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Dick Sheath 

any orafice used to temporarily house a penis. most often during sexual gratification.
"Her ruby red lips made a fine decoration for her dick sheath"
Dick Sheath by JamesJames July 19, 2004

dick sheath 

1) a girl, mostly hot ones, you have already had or just want to have sex with.
2) the above, sometimes in a derogatory context.
Jessica is so hot. She's kind of dumb, not a good girlfriend, but she makes a damn fine dick sheath.
dick sheath by ammali September 30, 2009

dog sheath

The outer skin of a dogs dick
The lesbians jerked the dog sheath to suck it's cock
dog sheath by vietnam12345 April 22, 2014
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