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(n) Someone who is extremely bad at both fantasy football and daily fantasy basketball.

(adj) Also can be used to describe an action or statement to be so cringey it's unbearable.
(n): "You have now pulled a Shatz by losing your 15th contest in a row in DFS."
(adj): "That was such a Shatz joke, how, in any way, do you think that is funny?"
Shatz by Puerto Rican Sniper November 20, 2019
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goon-shatz 

goon-shatz by blah. May 21, 2003
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Shat Baggot 

The 'B' is representative of someone being a bag and the rest a faggot, implied the bag being useless and empty on the inside.

'Shat' (is past tense 'shit') is fluently composed when used with 'Baggot.'

The conjunction of the two words creates an effortless, expressive, and eloquent flow of dangerously-concocted insult to it's recipient.
Some Rison guy: Cheseley, You're a tool and an annoying nonsense to everyone around you, shat baggot.

Some Cheseley guy: You wanna go there? Well I'm gonna (pathetic comeback imminent)
Loved by many,a very good hearted man,loves to help people and make people smile through hardships.
A little bit stressed minded but cares for whom he loves the most,faced many obstacles and many problems in life but lives simply as a kind gentleman in society,a well addressed and humbled minded.
He is also funny with some lame jokes but makes moments as memories and known as the best caring men,loves to spend time with babies and be grateful to his family.
'Shahzan can you help me carry these bags please,sure ill carry and help you out madam'
Shahzan by William Jameston August 26, 2018
Best person ever. A Shahzoda is a great loyal friend. She is nice and caring. She has a few flaws but they are way smaller than her strength. Shahzodas are pretty and basicly perfect. If you know a Shahzoda take care of her and don't let her go cause you would regret. Love her with all you heart because she will do the same.
Someone: my best friend is Shahzoda.
Someone else: Wow! lucky
Shahzoda by ABtsZArmy May 6, 2021

Schatzkyd 

Verb.

To schatzky someone is the act of sending/or showing a picture of someone to your friend, with the intention of demoralizing and humiliating them.
BOOM! Get schatzkyd.
Schatzkyd by Ricky the goat October 26, 2019
SaTzu are real they're dispatch 2018 same-sex couple and they're 2 years apart but dispatch didn't reveal them.
that's why they didn't have that much moments right now cuz they're careful now unlike before there clingyness is on another level before dispatch announce that they will reveal same-sex couple
sapphires: SATZU ARE REAL!!!!!
SaTzu by anonymus_onceu December 13, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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