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thats what she said 

a sexual inuendo, if something can be said in the bedroom but is said in an everyday conversation you can say thats what she said
"it wont fit"
"thats what she said!"

"its too hard"
"thats what she said!"

"just shove it in there"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

"Stop It!"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
*THWACK*
"ow that hurt"
"thats what she said"

That's what she wants 

A phrase similar to "That's what she said." Used to respond to something said that could be taken in a sexual way.
In the lunch line:

Matt: What did you order?

Jay: A meatball sub.

Matt: A 12 incher?

Jay: That's what she wants.

That’s what she said 

The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.
Dwight: I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said.

that's what she said 

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

thats what she said 

A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke
DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

thats what she said!
thats what she said by uwould June 1, 2005

that's what she really said 

The witty and usually more accurate spoof of the original "that's what she said" jokes.
Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!

I was just faking!
That's what she really said!

Is that it?
That's what she really said!
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