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Shawakening 

That moment when you suddenly realise that you've been in the shower for much longer than you meant to be.
I thought I'd been in the shower for about ten minutes, so it was quite a shawakening when I saw that it was dark outside!
Shawakening by Ceejay44 November 16, 2020
Related Words
Annoying,
exaggerating looking bitch
Ugly shovel looking ass bitch with rakey ass hair
"ooh girl" says jackie
"what?" Says queen
"that girl was looking shwakey af today".
shwake by biglipzbaby June 4, 2013

sharakesh 

Sharakesh is the type of person who locks kids in his basement
Me: have you seen my little brother

Friend: check sharakesh's house

Me:oh ye
sharakesh by Myboisusm February 20, 2020
Derived from the word "Shwasted," (being completely wasted) Shwaked refers to being completely and totally baked. aka (high on marijuana.)
Inyah pahnts: Dude, Kristen Stewart was totally shwasted last night with Rob Pattinson. She sucked his dick for the paparizi!

Onya Bawlz:Nah dude, she wasn't shwasted, she was completely and totally shwaked! Her and rob smoked a gram of machine-gun-funk an hour before she told him she was pregnant with their dyslexic creeper but yet in-a-weird-way-sexy-son.
Shwaked by A.m.K.47 September 12, 2009
the act of pummeling an opponent with extreme force, especially in self-defense
They retaliated with unforgettable shawkenaw.
shawkenaw by Crawford August 27, 2003
1. To pummel one with extreme force and at a great advantage
2. Deliver the pain with ease
3. Spread mass destruction on a drunken rampage
We sure gave those 6 year olds the shawkenaw when they wouldn't give us their candy.
shawkenaw by drunk April 9, 2003