Definitions by drunk

Zoomed 

Being so beyond fucking up your vision is blurry

Miranda is fucking zoomed rn

Zoomed by Drunk May 4, 2018

Bis 

A Kr0ean who says he is not a whale.

"Hey whale!" "I'm not a whale!"

Bis by Drunk June 15, 2004

shyt

1. Used in an attempt to sound 'cool' when typing 'shit'
2. Poo
3. crap, rubbish,
4. a word used when emotions of annoyence occur
5. when one mucks up or hits their humerous bone

<reporter> "what is your opinion of the situation in Iraq?"
<drunk shyt head> ..is all complete shyt mate

shyt by drunk November 15, 2003

shawkenaw

1. To pummel one with extreme force and at a great advantage
2. Deliver the pain with ease
3. Spread mass destruction on a drunken rampage

We sure gave those 6 year olds the shawkenaw when they wouldn't give us their candy.

shawkenaw by drunk April 9, 2003

shockenaw 

1. To atack one with ease and at a great advantage
2. To deliver the pain with ease and no loss
3. To go on a drunken rampage of one man mass destruction

We gave those 6 year olds the shockenaw after we stole their candy.

shockenaw by drunk April 9, 2003

Surprise Sex 

Rape, to rape

I got me some surprise sex last night

Surprise Sex by drunk April 8, 2003

bush 

hairy vagina, wait, not necessarily hairy, just vagina

damn I'd like to get into that bush

bush by drunk November 17, 2002