Shattack
Shattack by Rosemary.Sg5 October 21, 2019
Words you can keep
shattackular
adj. a performance or product of such extremely poor quality that it results in the loosening of its viewers bowels
shattackular by Jake Gosselin January 11, 2009
Related Words
Shattack • shattackular • shattuck • shattock • shatback • shattacular • Shattock'd • Shattock Flip • Shattockry • Shatwacker
Shattock Flip
Advance skateboarding trick.
Which involves popping the board upside down and using your hand to flip the board back over whilst jumping back on it.
Which involves popping the board upside down and using your hand to flip the board back over whilst jumping back on it.
Average Skateboarder: Wow what was that?!
Advance Skateboarder: That was the Shattock flip my dear friend.
Advance Skateboarder: That was the Shattock flip my dear friend.
Shattock Flip by leetmore November 16, 2014
Surprise Shittack
Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!
*turn lights off*
Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.
*Take out the piece of shit*
Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
*Shove it in her mouth*
Andrew: Eat it bitch!
I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.
*Take out the piece of shit*
Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
*Shove it in her mouth*
Andrew: Eat it bitch!
I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
Surprise Shittack by VLpeekers January 6, 2011
SHATTUCK
After stroking your shaft, you squeeze the tip untill it turns bright red filling with blood while exploding into your own mouth. Then quoting gonavy.com
SHATTUCK by craigslistbootyslayer November 17, 2010
shattuck
1) When you tuck your shirt back into your pants after just having shat (taken a shit).
2) One of the main streets in Berkeley, CA.
2) One of the main streets in Berkeley, CA.
Buddy: "Isn't it weird how Berkeley named its main street after the act of rearranging your clothing after taking a shit?"
Guy: "Not weird at all. When you walk down the street you're guaranteed to see at least one bum pooping out in the open, so seeing a shattuck is pretty common on Shattuck Ave."
Guy: "Not weird at all. When you walk down the street you're guaranteed to see at least one bum pooping out in the open, so seeing a shattuck is pretty common on Shattuck Ave."
shattuck by Nicholas D October 14, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026