Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to '
blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your
cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!
*turn lights off*
Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.
*Take out the piece of shit*
Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
*Shove it in her mouth*
Andrew: Eat it bitch!
I just gave
Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.