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shattackular 

adj. a performance or product of such extremely poor quality that it results in the loosening of its viewers bowels
Jessica Alba's performance in Good Luck Chuck was shattackular and I was forced to change my pants.
shattackular by Jake Gosselin January 11, 2009

Shattock Flip 

Advance skateboarding trick.

Which involves popping the board upside down and using your hand to flip the board back over whilst jumping back on it.
Average Skateboarder: Wow what was that?!
Advance Skateboarder: That was the Shattock flip my dear friend.
Shattock Flip by leetmore November 16, 2014

Surprise Shittack 

Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!
*turn lights off*

Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.

*Take out the piece of shit*

Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?

*Shove it in her mouth*

Andrew: Eat it bitch!

I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
Surprise Shittack by VLpeekers January 6, 2011

SHATTUCK 

After stroking your shaft, you squeeze the tip untill it turns bright red filling with blood while exploding into your own mouth. Then quoting gonavy.com
I really need a shattuck tonight. Go shattuck yourself.
SHATTUCK by craigslistbootyslayer November 17, 2010

shattuck 

1) When you tuck your shirt back into your pants after just having shat (taken a shit).
2) One of the main streets in Berkeley, CA.
Buddy: "Isn't it weird how Berkeley named its main street after the act of rearranging your clothing after taking a shit?"
Guy: "Not weird at all. When you walk down the street you're guaranteed to see at least one bum pooping out in the open, so seeing a shattuck is pretty common on Shattuck Ave."
shattuck by Nicholas D October 14, 2019

shattock 

A shattock is someone who always tells lies and can always blame things on you
A shattock is stupid
shattock by Harry dead man May 5, 2021