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shartsexual 

sexually attracted to shart, like envisioning what sex using shart would be like. The s in SLGBTQ stands for shartsexual.
spreg: i hate shart
net: huh? does this mean your shartphobic?
spreg: **YOU'RE and yes
net: :( but im shartsexual
spreg: K *walks away*
net: *becomes brocken*
shartsexual by shartlover <33 February 5, 2021
Words you can keep

Shartsexual 

A person attracted to another person with bladder problems such as IBS
"I like people with bladder problems therefor I am shartsexual."
Shartsexual by Mike715 May 8, 2023

Shawnsexual

Shawn sexual is where you're only interested/sexually interested in Shawn Mendes
"I'm shawnsexual"
Shawnsexual by Unicatato June 4, 2018

ShitSexual 

ShitSexual is when you make non-existing sexualities hat invalidates the LGBTQ+ community, for example the animesexual shit (ShitSexual is not part of the LGBTQ+)
Girl 1: hey girl 2 may I ask what your sexual preference are?
Girl 2: Yeah! I'm Animesexual.
Girl 1: Oh so you're part of the ShitSexual community
ShitSexual by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021

shitsexual 

"Oh shitter me timbers shit is so hot. I'm such a shitsexual"
shitsexual by doodoo bird October 21, 2020

Shawnsexual

When you have feelings for Shawn Mandes only.
A:Damm i am a shawnsexual.
B:What??
A:I am in love with Shawn Mendes
Shawnsexual by Bloodyape November 6, 2018

shansexual 

shansexual is when a person is physically mentally sexually and romantically attracted to a sh4nn0n
great she’s gonna turn me shansexual
shansexual by young.sbz April 25, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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