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Sarasexual

Simping to uncontrollable extents for Sara, who is literally the cutest and the most beautiful woman to have ever walked this earth. Once you get mesmerized by her beauty, there is no going back. The feeling that she lingers in your mind 24x7 and you can't help it. The moment when your last thoughts before going to bed are literally "Good night Sara". You feel your lips shape into a smile when you think of her.

It's crying over the most perfect woman ever with the purest heart and the brightest smile. A woman who deserves all the love in the world and all the respect. Sara is the best and no one can change that

P.S.: If you have 2 pet birds named Pineapple and Kiwi then I thank you for everything. Thanks for forgiving me and loving me even thought I didn't deserve it.
Sara: *exists*
Me: OMFG I THINK I AM SARASEXUAL OMG THIS IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED I LOVE SARA *proceeds to call her slurs*
Sarasexual by SaraSimp1984 January 25, 2022
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Sarasexual

me
I'm sarasexual, need her in my life lol
Sarasexual by Arandomunicorn January 25, 2023

sorbasexual 

A homosexual who represses their urges, which find an outlet in the form of extreme homophobia. Named after Ryan Sorba, following his bigoted rant against the American Conservative Union for simply allowing a homosexual group to attend the Conservative Political Action Conference.
Did you hear that Lindsey Graham is gay?

Ya, he's a total sorbasexual.

scransexual 

The act of being sexually attracted to the food that one eats
Did you know he's scransexual, have you seen his porn collection?
scransexual by Chase Chase March 29, 2017

Sabsexual 

Sabsexual is when someone is only gay for Sabrina because Sabrina carpenter is sooo hot 🔥
I'm sabsexual
Sabsexual by Ashistrash April 18, 2018

sabsexual 

Someone who is only gay for Sabrina carpenter because she's so hot
I'm sabsexual
sabsexual by Ashistrash April 18, 2018

Saxsexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to their saxophone or a saxophone.
Owen: Did you hear that Davis is a saxsexual?
Lucas: Makes sense, he's done some weird stuff.
Saxsexual by GingerLego320 May 8, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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