Sarasexual

Simping to uncontrollable extents for Sara, who is literally the cutest and the most beautiful woman to have ever walked this earth. Once you get mesmerized by her beauty, there is no going back. The feeling that she lingers in your mind 24x7 and you can't help it. The moment when your last thoughts before going to bed are literally "Good night Sara". You feel your lips shape into a smile when you think of her.

It's crying over the most perfect woman ever with the purest heart and the brightest smile. A woman who deserves all the love in the world and all the respect. Sara is the best and no one can change that

P.S.: If you have 2 pet birds named Pineapple and Kiwi then I thank you for everything. Thanks for forgiving me and loving me even thought I didn't deserve it.

Sara: *exists*
Me: OMFG I THINK I AM SARASEXUAL OMG THIS IS SO BASED AND REDPILLED I LOVE SARA *proceeds to call her slurs*

Sarasexual by SaraSimp1984 January 25, 2022

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I'm sarasexual, need her in my life lol

Sarasexual by Arandomunicorn January 25, 2023

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sorbasexual

A homosexual who represses their urges, which find an outlet in the form of extreme homophobia. Named after Ryan Sorba, following his bigoted rant against the American Conservative Union for simply allowing a homosexual group to attend the Conservative Political Action Conference.

Did you hear that Lindsey Graham is gay?

Ya, he's a total sorbasexual.

sorbasexual by NonBigotedConservative April 25, 2010