Shartosaurus

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a tiny dinosaur that gets shitted on by bigger Dinos on a daily fucking basis, this stupid motherfucker can't contribute anything to life or society so because he/she are suicidal

"hey there"
"shut up shartosaurus"
"go fuck yourself"
*gets shit on*

Shartosaurus by SHADOWTHEHEDGEHOGISABITCHASS- March 3, 2023

Words you can keep

shitosaurus

A huge crap after eating a large meal.

"Man I just ate a 3 brats and and 2 pieces of cake."

"Yeah your going to take a shitosaurus tomorrow"

shitosaurus by Flapjack27 November 1, 2009

snarkosaurus

A person who is massive, lumbering and snarky, thus resembling both a dinosaur and a snarky person.

"Man, you are so snarky... go join up with the rest of the snarkosaurus herd."

snarkosaurus by alyssa h November 22, 2005

Smarmosaurus Rex

An alpha breed of Smarmosaur that specializes in being a jerk who tries to get suave with the ladies, but fails due to him not realizing he is coming off as an idiot.

" See that guy Gavin over there? He's known as the Smarmosaurus Rex, he's the only guy who tries that hard to get suave with all the ladies. He's not very likable since he ends up being insincerely ingratiating.

Smarmosaurus Rex by Bewnam Ajnin April 20, 2008

sharkasaurus rex

when a shark and a tyrannasaurus rex engage in intercourse and a child is produced.

shit kyle just got ate by that monstrous sharkasaurus rex!!!

sharkasaurus rex by stonemartin2 January 16, 2009

Shankosaurus

one who can't hit a golfball in a straight line to save their life!

"FORE!"
"look where you're hittin that damn ball you shankosaurus! i'm in the freakin' parking lot!"

Shankosaurus by junewho February 21, 2009

Shitosaurus

A troll making themselves seem big and tough when it is obvious they are lying because they have no life.

Shitosaurus: dude i swear im the lead quarterback at my schools football team and we are so good but im the best player and everyone on the team likes me. like every girl at my school wants to go out with me too. i swear i on my life.

Person being Shitosaur'd: Oh god, not a shitosaurus! I hate these people...

Shitosaurus by I Swear to God I'm Not Trollin October 23, 2011

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026