Shartilage 

To shart on ones ear causing shartilage damage

Bob: Ill shart on you!
Bob2: Noooo
Bob: hahahhaha
Bob2 no thats some juicy shartilage

Shartilage by Sha Boi 123 April 26, 2017

Shartillery 

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.

Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

Shartillery by WorldsLargestMangina23 April 21, 2013

Shartinate 

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.

1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.

Shartinate by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

shartage 

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.

"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.

shartage by shartage_fan September 8, 2010

sharmilated

Programming code that has been written so poorly, and so fucked up, that the bane of its own existence is questionable. Everyone that reads it regardless of their technical background has no clue how, or why it even works.

God damn this database has been sharmilated. I have no clue how this Sharmilated code even functions, it boggles my fucking mind.

sharmilated by Dave2k September 5, 2006

Shartage 

Used to describe one whom is sharty

Disgusting look over there it's shartage

Shartage by Hardimonstar July 2, 2023

sharticane

when you and a friend shart at the same time and it comes together to form a hurricane

person 1: do you see this weather we’re having

person 2: yeah i heard (name) and (name) formed a sharticane…

sharticane by dickbiggerthanthesun December 27, 2023