skirtilage

Da off-limits "perimeter" surrounding a dolled-up chick dat's da diameter of da circle formed by da lower hem of her dress.

Once a hot number sits down, da radius of her skirtilage gets shortened considerably; in fact, if da lower half of da gown's fabric presses against said attractive gal's knees, dat might "conceivably" allow you to actually lift up said interfering material and perform da delightful "conceiving" action dat you'd been wanting to.

skirtilage by QuacksO November 2, 2025

skittlage 

Having extreme skill in something you do

1. "i have hella skittlge in B-Ball"
2. "My skittlage rating is off the chart!"

skittlage by Thomas E. L. February 2, 2007

Shartilage 

To shart on ones ear causing shartilage damage

Bob: Ill shart on you!
Bob2: Noooo
Bob: hahahhaha
Bob2 no thats some juicy shartilage

Shartilage by Sha Boi 123 April 26, 2017