Shartblast

Some Random Shithead on minecraft with a dumbass username

HEY!!! Is that the retarded username Shartblast?

Shartblast by Squished_Dead_Kittens April 15, 2021

Shamblastique 

1. Another word for wow or amazing.

2. When you find money in your pockets that you didn't know was there.

3. When you think about a word too hard and it loses it's meaning.

1. "That's shamblastique"

2. "Oh shamblastique! There was a ten in my pocket this whole time. I'm going to go to Starbucks with this" :)

3. Sarah-"Have you ever thought what the word birthday really means?"
Caitlin-"Don't think about it too hard, your brain will shamblastique!"

Shamblastique by Caitlin's17 January 16, 2009

shartcast

A rapid, contiguous succession of shitfarts. ie: a persistent stream of sharts.

After drinking tequila all night with the company whores, Johnny began his shartcast of last night's buffalo wings.

shartcast by chrisnegu October 23, 2006

Ninja Shitblast 

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.

You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.

Ninja Shitblast by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

ShitBlast 

When your bowel blows fecesshit out of your body a really fast rate.

"I just shitblast-ed the toilet...I think I dented it..."

ShitBlast by DuoSo315 May 16, 2007

shartlist

When you're mad at someone, but not quite enough to put them on your shitlist.

Man, Tony was supposed to help me move today and he was 45 minutes late. I guess it's better than not showing up at all, but he's still on my shartlist.

shartlist by conkspotter November 17, 2011

shartastic 

appearing incredibly great and having unforeseen or unexpected qualities; as in a shart is a fart with the added surprise of liquid feces.

That party was shartastic because I found 50 bucks.

shartastic by prototypical December 27, 2006