Snartblast 

Snartblast, or in this case the process of snartblasting, first involves containing yourself in a sealed environment. Next is to attempt to sneeze, piss, shit, vomit, fart, cum, and cry all at the same time. The difficult part is capturing all the bodily fluids that were released during the purge.

I just snartblasted *crying*

Snartblast by BeaRv1 April 21, 2018

Snarfblat 

A pipe- from the disney film "The little Mermaid"

Scuttle:
(Holding pipe) Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.

Ariel and Flounder:
Oohhh.

Scuttle:
Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.

Snarfblat by [e-mail] April 11, 2006

Snarfblatt 

The name scuddle gave the pipe in The Little Mermaid

Scuttle: I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful.
Ariel: What is it?
Scuttle: A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.
Ariel & Flounder: Ooooooh.
Scuttle: Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music.

Snarfblatt by Shannon Elizabeth August 13, 2005

snortblast 

A large, sudden and uncontrollable release of mucous from the sinuses. Usually a chronic and embarassing event amongst those who ail from it.

She snortblasted in the congress building once, so we pretended that we didn't know her.

snortblast by RevelAndDance October 6, 2009

starblasto 

A gay roblox player, mainly makes SUPER boring updates and they take a week, and is a sellout for robux

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear about that roblox player named Starblasto? He is SUCH a sellout!
Person 2: Of course, he made that dumb game called Noob Simulator!

starblasto by dabonjakepaul January 19, 2019

snarfblast 

the thing people do when they should blow their nose, but don't. bigger than a sniffle, so big that one must swallow their snot afterwards. sounds like a cross between loud snoring, choking, and coughing.

an appalling behavior that may accompany getting over a cold.

the act of swallowing a loogie.

"That man's snarfblasts make me want to vomit."

snarfblast by ohfuckno May 14, 2009

snartastic

1) Exultation in one's own snarkiness or sarcasm.

2) Feeling unusual pleasure or exhileration at the expense of another.

He was filled with a snartistic feeling of triumph as he watched his rival squirm uncomfortably.

He didn't so much care what he said or whom he said it to; he simply loved the snartastic feeling that washed over him when he belittled others.

snarcastic snarky

snartastic by Moosetard June 19, 2010