Shastabation 

The use of Shasta brand soda as a lubricant for masturbation

There were at least three open cans of Shasta by the computer when I got home, and the browser was still on a porn site. My wife must have been engaged in some serious Shastabation while I was at work.

Shastabation by Shaolinstylze March 11, 2008

santabation 

the act of masturbating masturbation during the time of the Christmas season.

This Christmas I santabated four times.

santabation by Peter Johnson May 27, 2005