Shartarade 

Where you shit in fruit punch Gatorade an mix it in a drink it.

Y’all want me to make u a shartarade

Shartarade by 000111stinkyfarts January 20, 2022

Shartabate 

Accidentally shitting while matsturbating. Usually done just before orgasm when full relaxation is reached.

I was too horny to take a shit before I rubbed one out. I accidentally shartabated right before I blew.

Shartabate by Benny the Pig October 26, 2010

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

shartard by lit_af March 2, 2017

Smartarded 

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

Smartarded by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006

shardtarded 

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded

dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend

shardtarded by Lanarson June 26, 2009

shartarrhea 

The act of releasing a shart (a fart so vicious that it releases an amount of shit from your bowels) and having the resulting residue trickle down your leg(s) after deflecting off any adjacent material that is in contact with your bum.

Projectile shartarrhea- the above, but with the intention of making it public, due to the fact that you are not wearing pants/underwear

I should have eaten some celery with those hot wings, cause I woke up with an intense case of shartarrhea.

shartarrhea by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009

Projectile shartarrhea

see shartarrhea

When I see Katie, I'm going to projectile shartarrhea on her chest.

Projectile shartarrhea by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009