Shart Shaming 

shaming somebody for sharting

Don't shart shame Frank! It is not his fault he tried to fart and in fact sharted. Shart Shaming is socially unacceptable globally.

Shart Shaming by Tegrofreven February 2, 2022

short shaming 

No, this has nothing to do with penis length; your dirty mind would go there!

Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.

It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.

It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.

Girl 1: "So how tall's your new boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"

short shaming by Vindicator Phoenix January 1, 2017

Smartshaming

Causing uncomfort to a person who feels normal but seems like they have a special skill. Might cause a small social anxiety attack.

"Oh my god Oliver, ur so smart"

"Gods sake stop it, I'm not"

- smartshaming

Smartshaming by slovakguyinUS September 14, 2017

shaking the shark 

Term for masturbation

Guy: What did you do yesterday?

Guy 2: I was shaking the shark, it went everywhere.

shaking the shark by Drows Trebor December 17, 2007