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Shaqueef 

A shaqueef is a combination of a Shart (shit while you fart) and a Queef (a vaginal fart).
Cheyenne just Shaqueefed all over Bella in Study Hall today.
Shaqueef by xcheyenne13x December 30, 2011

shaqueef o’neil 

when a black women queefs and it is explosive it is called the shaqueef o’neil!!!
“damn shawty that was a hard shaqueef o’neil”
shaqueef o’neil by hardmane June 16, 2021

shaqueezle 

A replacement for any verb or adverb in a sentence to mask the original word’s meaning and/or to add a suggestive/humorous tone to the sentence.
“Matt, what were you just doing in the closet with Rebecca?”

“We were shaqueezling it up, what else?!”

“Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?”

“Yeah man, but I quietly shaqueezled my way out of the classroom and my teacher didn’t even notice!”
shaqueezle by Ponya December 19, 2020

Shaqueeda 

Name giving to certain ghetto girls that say phrases such as "Oh no you di'int!" and "Don't go there gurl fran!"
A Shaqueeda usually wears a crunchy weave thats usually in the trashy shade of maroon, purple, or red.
Shaqueeda's usually have more then five kids...all of whom which have different fathers. Shaqueeda's may be spotted wearing Baby Phat, South Pole, and apple bottom jeans, complimented with boots with fur, or Reebok's with straps.
Shaquanda: "oh no, shaqueeda did NOT just go there gurl!!"
Sha-nay-nay: "Oh gurl I think she just DID! Mmmmhmmm."

shaqueera 

1. Taking, transcending, transforming to/with the queer goodness that flows from Shakira.
2. Whatever
OMG, Taylor's got a nice shaqueera and is glowing so shaqueera-ee.

Oh those white-privilege cis dude gay fuckwads, let's sprinkle shaqueera all over their lives.
shaqueera by g-w May 20, 2011

spaqueef 

this word is a loud exclamation used by many northern Minnesotans to express nearly anything, from just letting out steam to ridiculing someone. no one knows the true meaning but when you are called it you know its offensive.
1. SPAQUEEF!!!

2.russ is such a spaqueef
spaqueef by chalupaa February 25, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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