shappening 

what's happening (based on the ellipsis "sup")

Person 1: Shappening?
Person 2: Nothing much, how 'bout you?

shappening by Timato Five March 17, 2004

Shappening 

Shappening- shaking and happening! The action of being extremely excited to the point of shaking while thinking of or discussing a situation or event.

Like Friyay (it's Friday, YAY!) is shappening!!!!

Shappening by Art Advocate August 28, 2020

Vas happening 

Devised by the good-looking, one and only Zayn Malik from One Direction.

Don't you dare saying ''What's Happening?'' it's VAS HAPPENING . You're allowed to say 'vas happenin' or 's'appning'.

It's Zayn's unique saying but apparently you're allowed to say that too.

You can't help but loving Zayn and his super cute accent.

There once was a group with Liam and Niall

Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
They lived with Zayn and their room was vile

Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
Did you know, Harry's such a slob?
He needs to win the xFactor 'cause he can't get a job

And oh, Louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
'cause he's got no other clothes
They really need your vote
Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys?
Mick Jagger could be Harry's dad,
Vas happening mum? Vas happening Mick?
When Liam sings he makes his face look sad
Vas Happening song, vas happening sad?
And Zayn, the master of echoes
And Niall was raised by leprachauns
so he won't ever grow

And oh, Louis needs that boat
He dresses like he owns one
and it's becoming a joke

They really need your vote
Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?

Vas happening by Horay_Loray April 8, 2011

This is actually happening 

A phrase for use to highlight an ensuing awkward or unbelievable event. Mentioning that it is 'actually happening' helps to address either the awkwardness or awesomeness in the situation to everyone present. Therefore, can be used as a positive reinforcement to encourage the behaviour or as a negative reinforcement to discourage the offender.

Use in positive situation: Three hot women approach man and his friends in a bar and ask if they can join them.
Lucky Man: "This is actually happening."

Use in negative situation: A friend among a group starts to complain about other members of the group in an irrational and mood-ruining manner.
Any other group member: "This is actually happening."

This is actually happening by Rydo December 21, 2010

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHATS HAPPENING 

what sound I make when I was 3 years old and got a boner

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHATS HAPPENING

MOMMMMMMMM
WHY IS IT SO SMALL BUT HARD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHATS HAPPENING by AshamedVids/YT/ June 3, 2019

Penis Sharpening 

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.

Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.

Penis Sharpening by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010

whats happening 

whats going on in your life; hows it going

person a: WHATS HAPPENING DAWG?
person b: not much bro u?

whats happening by ECHUNG August 25, 2010