Shaowow 

1. An expression of amazement when someone with the word "shao" as part of their name does something outside the box, solves a complicated problem or produces content that induces varying degrees of awe, etc.
2. A title to call someone OP (overpowered) in their everyday lives with the word "shao" as part of their name

3. Something to call your manager who has "shao" as part of their name when you want to annoy them

Shao: Hey, look I solved the problem no one else could figure out.
You: Shaowow!

Shao: Yesterday I plotted and produced graphs that track pandemic response across 60 countries.
You: No wonder we call you Shaowow.

Shaowow by yewehcks July 30, 2021

The Cult of Shamwow 

A religous cult Created in 2008 By Black Steve. Its religous Teachings consist of worshiping Vince Offer, shamwow spokeman, an greeting people with the phrase "Sham-Heil" and saluting by making a fist over your heart and then a Counter-clockwise scrubbing motion in the air(Bily Mays Cultist Use a Thumbs up Salute similar to this one). They are based in Chula Vista California. All members hate Bily Mays.

Billy Mays: "The Cult of Shamwow" is to Strong for us.

The Cult of Shamwow by Billy Mayson March 10, 2009

SHAMWOW BEATDOWN 

To repeatedly punch an allegedly cannibal hooker in the face.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.

"I went and gave that crazy prostitute a Shamwow beatdown for biting my tongue when I was trying to kiss her"

"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"

SHAMWOW BEATDOWN by ShamwowBeatdownBitch! April 24, 2009

Shamwowed

A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.

B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.

"Man I shamwowed my girlfriend last night"

Shamwowed by fuzzynuts92 September 14, 2009

Shamwow 

To repeatedly strike a prostitute until she stops biting your tongue.

As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.

"Prostitute Survival 101: Do not be afraid to shamwow the prostitute if she attempts to bite your tongue"

"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"

"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"

Shamwow by DVMWOW! April 1, 2009

ShamWOW Guy 

He is the most famous person on TV that has has no real name.Huge has a HUGE eyeball that is said to mezmerize people into buying his products.The ShamWOW Guy is the only pitchman that actually spoke Spanish in the Spanish Version of ShamWOW(Although He sucked at it,you gotta give him some props).The ShamWOW guy is most well known for advertising those "magic" shamWOW towels.
He has also been spotted advertisng the Slap Chop, a device that chops up ANYTHING. According to the ShamWOW guy, Slap Chop will make your Boring life interesting!

Recently the ShmWOW guy has been arrested for beating up a hooker because she bit his tounge while making out. He punched her several times in the face until she let go. He then called the police which ultimately led to his arrest.
When police arrived,they found ShamWOW towels all over the floor.It appeared that the good'ol ShamWOW guy tried to make life easier for the maids.What a guy!

If you look up pictures if his hooker,you will see what a badass the ShamWOW guy really is!

Some people believe the ShamWOW guy is responsable for the recent sudden death of Billy Mays.It all makes sense, now that Billy's out of the way,the world of late night infomercials is his for the taking.

"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS!"
-ShamWOW guy

He's not only a Pitchman,he's a Pimp!

ShamWOW Guy by Infomercial Master July 14, 2009

Shamwow 

a very good infomercial telling about a unique cloth that can hold up to 2o times its weight in liquid,made in germany (you know the germans always make good stuff), you will be saying wow everytime.

(also can be used as an exaggerating wow !!)

sonny:yo patrick
Joka:yea
sonny: you ever heard of shamwow, its made in germany you kno the germans always make good stuff
Joka: ya i herd of it, no more waistin 20 dollars a month on paper towels, your throwing your money away.
sonny: yup all i gotta say is SHAMWOW!!
Joka:yup beware of shamwow imitators
Joka: SHAMWOW!!!!!!
JOKA & Sonny: all we gotta say is SHAM...WOW!!

Shamwow by JokaSkullz August 31, 2008