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J'shants 

The sexiest form of clothing ever invented. Typically worn to cover the genitals and part of the legs. A combination of the sexiest parts of jeans, shorts, and pants. Can only be worn by people with the largest cock. Turns whoever wears them into an absolute sex monster.
Oh my god, Juan Carlos, please pound my dripping pussy in those sexy J'shants, with your monster cock.
J'shants by Steamboat8080 February 14, 2019

Joy-Shanti

An utterly perfect being. She is the most amazing, magnificent, all-around beautiful soul you can ever have the blessing of coming across. She is as amazingly unique as her name, and you are guaranteed to only come across a Joy-Shanti once in your lifetime, if that. Be grateful if you are ever lucky enough to know someone with this marvolous, lovely, angelic name.
Hey, do you know Joy-Shanti?
Yeah, I've never met anyone like her before, and meeting her changed my life. I can't imagine the void that would be in my soul if I didn't know her.

jebby shanti 

That one kid who is just isn't good at anything
That guy is simply terrible at everything. He's such a Jebby Shanti
jebby shanti by Thememegod69 September 27, 2019

jort shants 

Short for jean-short short-pants, i.e. oversized jean shorts.
Damn , homies jort shants game is on point.
jort shants by Dave-Z July 23, 2016

Joven Santi 

Term first known on the viral tiktok "POV: Salis con un fuckboy de Tegus". Used in reference to a person, typically a teenage boy, from the region of Honduras or it's surrounding areas, who's ego is too big just because of their parents money. Traits include: listening to Bad Bunny's "A tu Merced" or being vaccinated in the U.S, specifically with the Pfizer vaccine.
"Ese pijin estaba mierda, habían puros joven santis"
Joven Santi by whiteduran November 1, 2021

joe shani 

best coupe to ever grace the whole of the planet earth with the biggest penis and a girl with b cups (perfect size btw) sex is amazing this couple are completely attached to eachother and refuse to leave their sides, horror movies is a must if you want to be friends but you’ve got to be cool
joe shani by fprdyyyyyy June 11, 2022
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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