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Shanmanigans 

Appropriate only when describing acts by 98KUPD radio personality Shannon Hernandez (AKA ShanMan)

1. questionable act: something that is deceitful, underhanded, or otherwise questionable ( usually used in the plural )

2. trick or prank: a playful trick, mischievous prank, or other display of high spirits
Myths, legends, and folktales are replete with accounts of duplicity and underhanded Shanmanigans of divine personalities.

Let the Halloween Shanmanigans begin.
Shanmanigans by MistressBratty October 29, 2010

Shangabang

Where you impregnate a respectable young female, beat her up because of it & leave her to raise the child alone
Don't do it Darren, don't shangabang her

*Darren looks shiftily around*
Shangabang by VeryApe92 December 26, 2007

Shanabanned 

To be suspended in the NHL by the new head disciplinarian, VP of Hockey Operations, Brendan Shanahan.
James Wisniewski: "awww man, I was just suspended for eight games for hitting Cal in the head..."

Jeff Carter: "DAMMMMMMNNNN. You were just Shanabanned!!!"
Shanabanned by HACK14124124214 September 28, 2011

Shanahanigans

It's similar to the word "shenanigans," but specifically meant for Coach Mike Shanahan.

1. It refers to the questionable or silly coaching decisions made by Mike Shanahan that negatively impact fantasy football owners who start NFL players that are coached by Mike.

2. It can additionally be used to describe the questionable or silly coaching decisions that negatively impact the NFL team in which Mike Shanahan coaches.
With less than two minutes to go the Redskins are down six points. Coach Shanahan decides to bench his starting quarterback Donovan McNabb, for whom he traded, in exchange for the back up quarterback who hasn't played in two years or normally practices with the Redskins' starting lineup.

This is Shanahanigans!

(This actually occurred in the 2010 Week 8 Redskins v Lions game on 10/31/2010)
Shanahanigans by Moose720 November 22, 2010

shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

voiced-over asian movies

Shanahan Shuffle 

Is a combination of movements & foot sequences that leave on-lookers begging for more. You can perform the shanahan shuffle anywhere you prefer tho the dance floor is most suitable. You must have genuine super smile while doing it, because most important is the positive energy you create around you.

Be cautious, it immediately attracts women to want to dance and men to want to learn the shuffle.
The Shanahan Shuffle is a combination between Michael Jackson and White Boy Style yet so dangerously in rhythm/movement it draws people to want to smile & dance with you.
Shanahan Shuffle by ShanahanShuffle December 30, 2011