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Shangai Surprise 

1) Renamed sexual technique awkwardly original from Spain.
As the gay is taking the girl doggy style, right before coming, he gets his dick off. Then he splits in the girl's back, and when she looks back at him all-trusting and not expecting... in her face!

2) It has a less romantic modification in which the guy cannot hold on to come all over the girls back, but he still wants to surprise her so when she looks back, he splits in her face...
1) Dude, there is nothing I like better than Shangai Surprising. She looks back full of confidence, mistaking your split for cum and suddenly... what was that?

2) Girl, this guy yesterday make me the Shangai Surprise, I'd be fine with that, but he did the b-version! some dudes just make it all wrong...
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Shanghai Surprise

Going home with a casual sex buddy only to find that she/he is not the gender you had once believed.
Oh... Girl.. Ah.. No girl, let's leave the lights on.. "Surprise!"
Shanghai Surprise by Bobby Buche August 10, 2003

Shanghai Surprise

An explosive device. A booby trap. A package bomb. A hand-tossed grenade.
Long before George Harrison, Sean Penn and Madonna and the movie they made by that name, a Shanghai Surprise was a home made bomb used by the Chinese tongs or gangs. The expression probably dates from the late 19th or early 20th century. While I cannot cite chapter and verse of it's origin, I'm older than Madonna and understood the expression at the time the movie was made. Not everything is about sex, kids. That's why I unsubscribed from the UD.

shanghai surprise

The act of making love to an asian woman from behind in the rectum, and as the woman turns around you realize she has a penis. 85% of the time a donkey punch will result.
Last time I was givin' it to Sook Yin Lee in the ass she spun around and gave me a shanghai surprise! I'm not going back to china.

Shanghai Surprise

a transvestite or hermaphrodite that you didnt know was not either of the 2
Guy 1- Do you know that girls a dude?!

Guy 2- SHANGHAI SURPRISE!
Shanghai Surprise by woopwoop88 August 10, 2009

shanghai surprise

During Sexual intercourse from behind, the penis is withdrawn, the male spits on his partners back, and begins to vigourously masterbate, and when his partner turns around, he ejaculates in her face.
Lol, I gave my girlfriend the shanghai surprise!
shanghai surprise by disMaL June 30, 2006

shanghi surprise 

When a guy is having sex with a woman from behind andright before he is done, he spits on her back so she thinks he is finished, and when she turns around he blows in her face. "Surprise!"
I did the shanghi surprise to my girl freind once, she was not happy at all.
shanghi surprise by Jamie Chennells December 12, 2007
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