1) Renamed sexual technique awkwardly original from Spain.
As the gay is taking the girl doggy style, right before coming, he gets his dick off. Then he splits in the girl's back, and when she looks back at him all-trusting and not expecting... in her face!
2) It has a less romantic modification in which the guy cannot hold on to come all over the girls back, but he still wants to surprise her so when she looks back, he splits in her face...
1) Dude, there is nothing I like better than Shangai Surprising. She looks back full of confidence, mistaking your split for cum and suddenly... what was that?
2) Girl, this guy yesterday make me the Shangai Surprise, I'd be fine with that, but he did the b-version! some dudes just make it all wrong...
a chinese basketball association team, which is often referred to in jokes. when an nba player plays badly, people will say that they will be playing on the shanghai sharks next year, and attach a video of all-time great nba players and teams
did you see the game last night? the guys who sold are gonna be like kobe and shaq on the shanghai sharks next year
Shanai is a beautiful girl. She gets very self concious around other girls but finds it easy to be herself around boys. She's been hurt before.. You can tell she's scared to make some commitments. She is also the kind of person who loves to hang around the same people until they decide to get irratating. She always tries to look her best, even when theres no one around. People hate her. She doesnt care. She's a strong, loving, bubbly, sometimes crazy person.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.