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Shangai'd 

To have stolen/robbed in a sneaky fashion
Hey! That guy just shangai'd two beers out of our cooler!
Shangai'd by KovacsRawShark February 15, 2009

Shangai Greeting 

The art of highfiving the tip of your dick to another person's dick
Hell yeah we got the lead in Mario Party, Shangai Greeting!

Shangai Surprise 

1) Renamed sexual technique awkwardly original from Spain.
As the gay is taking the girl doggy style, right before coming, he gets his dick off. Then he splits in the girl's back, and when she looks back at him all-trusting and not expecting... in her face!

2) It has a less romantic modification in which the guy cannot hold on to come all over the girls back, but he still wants to surprise her so when she looks back, he splits in her face...
1) Dude, there is nothing I like better than Shangai Surprising. She looks back full of confidence, mistaking your split for cum and suddenly... what was that?

2) Girl, this guy yesterday make me the Shangai Surprise, I'd be fine with that, but he did the b-version! some dudes just make it all wrong...

shanghai sharks

a chinese basketball association team, which is often referred to in jokes. when an nba player plays badly, people will say that they will be playing on the shanghai sharks next year, and attach a video of all-time great nba players and teams
did you see the game last night? the guys who sold are gonna be like kobe and shaq on the shanghai sharks next year
shanghai sharks by unbirdie June 2, 2021
Love you❤️
I love Shanai ❤️
Shanai by Amirsnm December 10, 2019
Shanai is a beautiful girl. She gets very self concious around other girls but finds it easy to be herself around boys. She's been hurt before.. You can tell she's scared to make some commitments. She is also the kind of person who loves to hang around the same people until they decide to get irratating. She always tries to look her best, even when theres no one around. People hate her. She doesnt care. She's a strong, loving, bubbly, sometimes crazy person.
Shanai is an awesome person
shanai by PrincessChronic January 23, 2014